Glossary

Terms my friends and I came up with.

Meaning

Bruh moment.

Usage

Johnny, you're adopted.

🐻.

Etymology

Blend of bass + arse.

Meaning

Bassline.

Usage

Nice barse!

Etymology

Blend of bittersweet + shit.

Meaning

Something so disappointing that it doesn't make you feel anything.

Usage

I expected the film to have a happy ending but got a bittershit one instead.

Meaning

1. Hipster.
2. Person wearing a red-black checkered shirt.

Usage

I see you've got a Canadian lumberjack in your friend group.

Etymology

From colon + tag.

Meaning

Word or phrase followed by a colon character (:), used as a metadata tag.

Usage

idea: explain what a colontag is.

Etymology

Blend of cute + hatred.

Meaning

Being jealous of a person because they look cuter than you.

Usage

Just looking at her induces cutered in me.

Etymology

Reference to the "commence primary ignition" scene from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.

Meaning

Complicated user interface.

Usage

Would you like to try writing music with this brand new DAW? It's quite simple.

Sorry, I don't like dealing with Death Star control panels.

Meaning

Habit of exposing deeply personal information at inappropriate times.

Usage

You know, I once had to choke my own dog to death so I could save my life...

Why on Earth did you have to say that while I'm having a lunch? You really are an emotional exhibitionist.

Meaning

Being unable to function due to an unpleasant side effect from your medication.

Usage

Sorry, can't talk right now. I feel drugged.

Etymology

From glorp, a nonsense word from the green alien cat meme.

Meaning

Being unable to function due to being understimulated or overstimulated.

Usage

Sorry, can't talk right now. I'm glorbled.

Etymology

Blend of group + classmate.

Meaning

1. Classmate.
2. Member of the same group as you.

Usage

Alexei is my groupmate. He's a big pain in the ass.

Etymology

Abbreviation of Home + Address and Routing Parameter Area.

Pronunciation

/hɑɹpə/

Meaning

Collection of intranet services available on the home.arpa domain name.

Usage

Hold on, gotta get that file from my HARPA.

Etymology

Diminutive form of hemisphere.

Meaning

Person from a certain hemisphere of the Earth.

Usage

Ya dang Southern hemmies!

Meaning

(computer science) Theory that suggests that extremely imperative and extremely declarative programming languages closely resemble each other rather than being at the opposite ends of the spectrum.

Usage

Assembly and Haskell are actually very similar languages according to the horseshoe theory.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Etymology

Blend of how + owo.

Meaning

Used for expression of being happily surprised and extremely curious at the same time.

Usage

I just launched Doom on my microwave.

howo.

Etymology

Reference to the disappointing market share of IPv6 in contrast to its age.

Meaning

Phenomenon in which a new technology can't replace an older one solely due to how widespread the latter is.

Usage

I think Wayland may be suffering from the IPv6 syndrome.

Etymology

Reference to Mario, a character from the Super Mario Bros. video game franchise.

Meaning

Extremely masculine looking person.

Usage

Woah, your uncle is an Italian plumber.

Etymology

From LEGO, the toy company.

Meaning

Already furbished apartment that is planned to be completely renovated even before the purchase. Usually bought for its low price.

Usage

Can't afford a new house? I think you better go with a LEGO apartment then.

Etymology

Clipping of Internet Maintenance Day.

Meaning

Day of the week entirely dedicated to housekeeping tasks.

Usage

No, not on Friday. That's my maintenance day.

Meaning

Temporary sense of the events happening to you not feeling real, caused by recently watching too much fictional media.

Usage

Are you okay?

I'm alright, it's just mental intoxication.

Etymology

Blend of metamorphosis + forget.

Meaning

Anger caused by not being able to remember what you were thinking about a few moments ago.

Usage

I failed the test after getting sidetracked by a sudden episode of metaforgosis.

Etymology

Blend of microblog + vlog.

Meaning

Online platform for sharing short videos.

Usage

Does my TikTok count as a microblog?

No, I'd say it's a microvlog.

Meaning

Used for wishing luck to someone.

Usage

I have a math exam tomorrow.

Please don't die.

Etymology

Blend of Portugese + Hispanic.

Meaning

From a Portugese-speaking part of South America.

Usage

My friend is from Brazil, so he's not Hispanic. He's Portugesic.

Etymology

Clipping of distributed preservation of service attack.

Meaning

Act of making a single local copy of someone's website by recursively downloading it.

Usage

I can't maintain my website anymore. It's way too expensive and time consuming for me.

I'm launching an immediate preservation of service attack!

Etymology

From reverse + onomatopoeia, akin to reverse proxy.

Meaning

Musical composition imitating human speech.

Usage

This guitar riff must be a reverse onomatopoeia.

Etymology

Reference to the game mechanic from Minecraft.

Meaning

Go to sleep in real life.

Usage

Sorry guys, gotta right click on the bed now!

Etymology

Reference to the meme where people open websites on a Samsung Smart Fridge.

Meaning

Placeholder device hostname or user agent.

Usage

SamsungSmartFridge/1.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) SamsungWebKit/420.69 (KHTML, like Gecko)

Etymology

Reference to the sausage-like waveform of an audio file.

Meaning

(music production) Audio track that had too much dynamic range compression applied to it.

Usage

Come on, you're not making dubstep! There's no need to make a sausage out of your song.

Etymology

Transliteration of ща.

Meaning

Used to indicate that the speaker will proceed to do the given task soon.

Usage

When will you vacuum your damn room?

Schya.

Etymology

Blend of security through obscurity + ignorance.

Meaning

Reliance on making people ignorant about a certain topic by depriving their access to information as a means of control.

Usage

What is this company's opinion on labor unions?

Security through ignorance.

Meaning

(transitive) Kill in a way that looks like the victim committed suicide.

Usage

The Boeing whistleblower was self-unalived this morning.

Etymology

Blend of shitpost + longpost.

Meaning

Wall of text that's also a shitpost.

Usage

I really like your new article.

Thanks, it's a shitlongpost.

Etymology

Blend of shit + dandruff.

Meaning

Dry pieces of shit stuck in your ass hair after wiping.

Usage

Can someone recommend me an anti-shitruff shampoo?

Etymology

Misspelling of sup girl.

Pronunciation

/sʌpkɝl/

Meaning

Fancy way of greeting someone.

Usage

Sup qurl! How are you doing?

Meaning

Short middle-parted haircut usually worn by men.

Usage

Don't trust that man with a twink haircut.

Etymology

Blend of Vim + Jimbo.

Meaning

User of the Vim text editor.

Usage

Are you a vimbo or an emaxxer?

Etymology

Blend of web + bestie. Alternatively, a misspelling of website.

Meaning

Fellow webmaster you're friends with.

Usage

Hi webstie!

Etymology

From Yahoo, the company.

Meaning

Phenomenon in which a company creates a lot of services then kills them.

Usage

They killed off Stadia? Oh well, yet another victim of the Yahoo syndrome.

Etymology

Misspelling of автобус.

Meaning

1. Shuttle bus.
2. Bus in general.

Usage

Я уже в абобусе.

Etymology

Misspelling of булочка с говном. Reference to a scene from ГТА: Вася город, a fan-made Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mod.

Meaning

Cheap pastry, usually with meat.

Usage

Пойду куплю булачьку з гавном, а то жрать нечего.

Etymology

Misspelling of диджит.

Meaning

Digit.

Usage

Мой ранк в осу! - три дигита.

Etymology

Transliteration of torture.

Meaning

Torture.

Usage

Происходит тортюра петуха и мяча.