2010s

2019

This shit can barely be classified as a game, but I still kinda like it because of its plot and vibes. Also this is the only game where I literally die instantly.

Rating: 👎 Didn't like it

2019-01-0X

Fuck. This game is incredible. It's the video game equivalent of Gunbuster — a miracle that somehow makes me feel genuinely happy. Everything here is perfect: the music is amazing, the story is touching, the jokes are lame but good enough for me, the visuals are simple but very pleasant. I still sucked balls at completing it though.

Rating: 🏅 Important to me

Impact

• Put me into a depressive episode
• I think about it a lot

Favorite character

Alphys

2018

(Also known as Легенды 4. Время пришло.)

Discovered its existence while replaying the hidden object games from my childhood. Not sure why I didn't play it back then because the game is just as lovely as the rest, and the 2012 end of the world plot is hilarious.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2017

It's a pretty simple and not entirely polished platformer, but it has such a beautiful atmosphere, and I did genuinely have fun playing it.

Rating: 🏅 Important to me

2016

I don't even know why I decided to play a visual novel. In any case, it was kinda okay. Also playing one of the mods put me in a depressive period, and I'm still not sure why.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

Impact

Put me into a depressive episode

2016

I have nothing to say about this game except that the vibe is pretty damn cool. I haven't completed it, unfortunately, but I think I did manage to almost finish it.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2016

Yes, it did take me so long to get my hands on completing it. Other than that, this game is a legend and needs no explanation.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2016

This game is a very good example of how you can be entertained by an extremely simple concept. Putting you in a random spot on the map and forcing you to find yourself on the map is so stupid and genius at the same time, it's unusual that the game only came out in 2013. The game itself is pretty fun to play. It also works regardless of whether you're playing alone or in a team. The only downside I can find in this game is that it's pretty expensive, but that's completely understandable — they have to pay their bills somehow.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2015

(Also known as Cat Mario or Memes Mario.)

I actually liked it, believe it or not. The impossible difficulty is not that bad, considering you have checkpoints, infinite tries, an undocumented cheat code to skip to a certain level, and that the game itself is pretty short. It still took me way too long to fully complete it, but who's to judge me? I also like how the game looks and sounds. Nothing screams "late 2000s parody game" as loud as this.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2015

Well, it's a fucking endless runner game. But hey, at least it has Sonic in it, which is supposed to be cool, right? Other than the presence of the aforementioned character, it's basically Subway Surfers but maybe a bit better. The only reason I'm writing this review is because it technically means I have played a Sonic game. Have I actually completed it? Can it even be completed? Hell if I know.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2015

I think played it exclusively to see some European cities, and I guess I succeeded.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2015

Pretty cool continuation of the series, but some magic was lost for me when I played it. Maybe it's because I got older.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2014

(Also known as Portal Mario.)

As you can tell by the lack of either Super Mario Bros. or Portal review before this one, yes, I played it before the real deal too. Can't say much about it except that it's a decent clone and the additional features are actually kinda cool. I think there was going to be a multiplayer version at some point, but it never materialized? Either way, I really wanted to see more of it at the time.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2014

This is the first and the last horror game I've ever played. I was shitting my pants the first time I was playing it, but I adapted after some time. In addition to that, the game has a lot of disgusting crap, but it absolutely didn't bother me. It was kinda interesting for me to complete it, and I enjoyed it long after I did it by messing up with internal game mechanics and discovering various things that were intended to be seen only by the developers.

Rating: 👍 Liked it

2012

I actually played it before Minecraft. The game can be potentially entertaining, but it's a shitty sandbox. Minecraft is miles ahead both in terms of gameplay and, especially, aesthetics.

Rating: 👎 Didn't like it

2012

Does this even count as a video game? Anyway, there are not enough weapons and having no TrueColor support kinda sucks. Could be better.

Rating: 👎 Didn't like it

I'm not sure you can technically call them 100% "mobile" in this case since I played half of them on my Windows 8 PC and the other half on my Android tablet, but let's not get into that.

• Amazing Alex
• Angry Birds
• Angry Birds Rio
• Angry Birds Seasons
• Angry Birds Space
• Angry Birds Star Wars, both parts
• Bad Piggies
• Cut the Rope
• Doodle Jump (Java ME port)
• Flappy Bird
• Fruit Ninja
• Plague Inc.
• Subway Surfers
• Talking Tom Cat
• A Java ME 2D point and click shooter where soldiers walk across the screen and hide behind objects